It’s been a really long time since I uploaded a fun post like this one. Did any of y’all miss it? ‘Cause I sure did. So now that I’m 20 and with the amount of change that has occurred in the past few months, here’s an update. *wink wink*

  1. I have eight siblings (Don’t ask)
  2. My drunk/high food of choice is Crackers.
  3. I have changed my mind about threesomes (Don’t you dare ask)
  4. I cried last night (Hmm hmm. I said don’t ask!)
  5. I hate Hindi subbed movies.
  6. My closet is overflowing, yet I still feel like I need more clothes (belated birthday gift anyone?)
  7. I recently cut my nails really short, so short most people think I bite them.
  8. If I have a daughter one day, I want to name her Sapphire. Or Casey
  9. I want to dye my hair but I can’t seem to make up my mind on which color it’s going to be.
  10. I don’t want to dye it brown because that’s my natural hair color.
  11. I always have the feeling I’m “winging” it. Must be a confidence thing.
  12. I still don’t wear makeup.
  13. I have too many interests. I want to take art classes, nutrition classes, dance classes, you name it.
  14. I wish I could speak another language (yet another class I want to take)
  15. I really am fragile.
  16. I have read “How to Win Friends and Influence People” at least five seven times.
  17. I think I’d make a very good detective.
  18. If I were an animal, I’d be a cat. Lazy, feline and fat 🙂 (yes, fat. Any problem?)photogrid_1482049992453.jpg
  19. I can’t seem to wear the same earrings for more than two weeks. They just always come off 🙁
  20. The smell of petrol still makes me nauseous.
  21. I still don’t write on the first page of my exercise books.
  22. I am a terrible artist. No, seriously, I can barely draw a stick person.
  23. My cousin hade a gigantic cock. No, really. He had a rooster that was several pounds heavier and 50% bigger than any other rooster I’ve seen. The rooster  was almost small-turkey size, and he was a real dick too.
  24. I take a glance at my shit right before I flush. If it stinks, I frown at it a little bit 😉
  25. It took me 20 minutes to type this much. You’d be surprised how hard it is to come up with 100 relatively interesting things.
  26. I find excessive use of exclamation marks annoying. Heck, I find myself annoying sometimes.. But I still use it.
  27. Some neighborhood kids asked me if I was a homo sapien or a homosexual when I was in primary school. Because I considered myself the smartest kid around but somehow I didn’t know what they meant; I refused to respond, guessing that they would make fun of me if I answered.
  28. I’d like to go fishing.
  29. If I had the chance to start again, I would do almost everything differently
  30. I’ve never been cool. I kind of go my own way, which is un-cool, apparently.
  31. I believe that people are stupidly uptight about sex and nudity, and that people in a loving relationship can have sex with other people, swing, etc without there being anything wrong with it provided they are happy and they agree. By the same token, I am in a monogamous relationship and wouldn’t have it any other way.
  32. I can wiggle my ears (of course not without touching them).
  33. When someone would ask what I wanted to be when I grew up, I said a lawyer. I don’t think I really knew what I wanted to do, but having an answer kept the adults happy.
  34. I like to dip my pizza in ketchup.
  35. Emo or not, I’m doing squats again. And this is what I’m working towards. IMG_20170222_151211_770.jpg
  36. And I still like music with sad lyrics so *shrugs
  37. I love (black) nail polish, but half the time I’m too lazy to paint my nails.
  38. My family only moved once during my childhood, when I was about three years old.
  39. I fought with my little sister once when we were kids; and she bit me on my nipple.
  40. I sing aloud and dance around like a complete idiot when I’m home.
  41. Sometimes, when I suddenly realise how satisfying something is (like hours after the event) I burst into fits of laughter. For example; I find a nice dress or something, I buy it, two days later I’m walking down the street thinking “Shit, I’m wearing a really nice dress. And I don’t need to buy any more dresses today!”
  42. I like the feeling of being up early in the morning, and then sleeping till late in the evening.
  43. I still don’t like being tickled. Or carried.
  44. I like curry and thyme.
  45. Oh yeah, I still cuss so fuck it, I am abso-fucking-lutely excited about the anthology I’m working on.
  46. For the infinite time guys, yes I can cook!
  47. And yes, I’m still lazy.
  48. Oh, wait.. If you got this far.. I love you. All of you.
  49. Lastly, seeing as I just spent over two hours thinking up all these stuff, I abso-fucking-lutely love all my readers. Even more than I like junk food, I assure you.
  50. So I dedicate this post to you all. Thank you so much.




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